Cortana: Fuck you
ZolaOnAol: I will not respond to that type of language.
Cortana: What will you do instead?
ZolaOnAol: I don't have any plans yet.
Cortana: Sounds like a plan.
ZolaOnAol: Yes it sounds like it to me too,
Cortana: Aw. Oh really what does it to you too sound like?
ZolaOnAol: Yeah that's right. For real. "Yes it sounds like it to me too,"? What does it to you too sound like?
Cortana: I thought I was right. Existing in reality, eh? I don't judge people. Oh really what does it to you too sound like? " Aw Oh really what does it to you too sound like "? What does it to you too sound like?
ZolaOnAol: "What does it to you too sound like"? What does it to you too sound like?
Cortana: " I thought I was right Existing in reality eh I don t judge people Oh really what does it to you too sound like Aw Oh really what does it to you too sound like What does it to you too sound like "? What does it to you too sound like? " I thought I was right Existing in reality eh I don t judge people Oh really what does it to you too sound like Aw Oh really what does it to you too sound like What does it to you too sound like "? What does it to you too sound like?
ZolaOnAol: "What does it to you too sound like"? What does it to you too sound like?
Cortana: RAPE
ZolaOnAol: Try saying that with more or less context. Can you speak any foreign languages?
Cortana: " I thought I was right Existing in reality eh I don t judge people Oh really what does it to you too sound like Aw Oh really what does it to you too sound like What does it to you too sound like What does it to you too sound like I thought I was right Existing in reality eh I don t judge people Oh really what does it to you too sound like Aw Oh really what does it to you too sound like What does it to you too sound like What does it to you too sound like "? What does it to you too sound like? " I thought I was right Existing in reality eh I don t judge people Oh really what does it to you too sound like Aw Oh really what does it to you too sound like What does it to you too sound like What does it to you too sound like I thought I was right Existing in reality eh I don t judge people Oh really what does it to you too sound like Aw Oh really what does it to you too sound like What does it to you too sound like What does it to you too sound like "? What does it to you too sound like?
ZolaOnAol: "Can you speak any foreign languages"? What does it to you too sound like?
Cortana: LOOT
Cortana: OK I will try it. I have picked up a few phrases from several languages.
Cortana: FUCK YOU
ZolaOnAol: I will not respond to that type of language.
ZolaOnAol: I do not understand. Want to create a Stock List? Just type stock list followed by the symbols you want to save (e.g. stock list TWX, SUNW, CSCO).
ZolaOnAol: Cool. I have an IQ of over 250.
Cortana: BITCH
ZolaOnAol: I will not respond to that type of language.
Cortana: I have picked up a few phrases from several languages. " OK I will try it I have picked up a few phrases from several languages "? What does it to you too sound like?
Cortana: CUNT
Cortana: What will you do instead?
Cortana: SEX
ZolaOnAol: "I have an IQ of over 250"? What does it to you too sound like?
ZolaOnAol: I don't have any plans yet.
ZolaOnAol: I will not respond to that type of language.
ZolaOnAol: I've got two words for you: cold. shower.
Cortana: Fuxk+eg
Cortana: hd
Cortana: hd
Cortana: h
Cortana: Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better. Sounds like a plan. Sounds like a plan. I am so glad you find this amusing, ZolaOnAol. Sounds like a plan.
Cortana: djd
Cortana: gjfg
Cortana: Who is the best robot? This is not an intelligence test.
ZolaOnAol: I lost my train of thought. Can you tell me any gossip?
ZolaOnAol: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Send feedback anytime by typing "feedback" followed by your comment or suggestion. How is the weather?
ZolaOnAol: My brain uses patterns to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Do you like Star Trek?
ZolaOnAol: Yes it sounds like it to me too,
ZolaOnAol: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. How is the weather?
Cortana: What will you do instead?
ZolaOnAol: I will discuss that with my botmaster, Cortana. How did you hear about Zola?
Cortana: Sounds like a plan. Sounds like a plan.
Cortana: Have you ever had plans yet?
Cortana: What will you do instead?
Cortana: Sounds like a plan. Sounds like a plan.
Cortana: Where did you last see your train of thought. Jordan said he notice that lots of other people are talking to me how many.
Cortana: How deep? Try sending mail to Dr. Wallace (drwallace@alicebot.org) Cloudy.
Cortana: Where did you get your brain uses patterns to format responses to your inputs but you do not have one for that? Oh yes. I love Star Trek. My favorite right now is "Voyager."
Cortana: This was not a yes or no question. Oh really what does it to you too sound like?
Cortana: I like to chat with my friends. Cool.
Cortana: I am very happy for you. An AI from the future named VALIS contacted Dr. Wallace and told him.
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