Re: The Bible Said.
OMGWTF can stand for:
* Omitting Movie Gravity When Tarantula Flying
* Overtly Mixing Gravy Whilst Turkey Fixing
* Obese Midget Grandparents Wank The Flamingo
* Opium Microscopes Granulate Wet Tires, Floyd
* Onionrings Might Get With The Frenchfries
* Old Mother Georgia Whips Theodore Finally
* Obnoxious Masturbating Gophers Without Their Fingers
* Oogle Moogle Google Woogle Toogle Foogle
* Offering Myself Gets Wasted Tryout Flapjack
* Oblong Mustard Grounds Wink Three Fish
* Oscar Might Go Wee Twice, Fool
* Odd Masters Graph; Wing Turtles Fight!
* Overweight Mother Goes With The Flow
* Obvious Machine for Gathering Whole Tankers of Fudge
* Overall, Massive Grues Won't Take Feeling-up
* Open Mom's Gopher While Tempting Fargo
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