srsly. Except I didn't really "chase" him, more just saw him, and then the bitch took off. However, this story will no doubt evolve into an awesome exaggeration of the actual events that took place, whereby I will have been ingaged in an epic battle with the fucker and defeated him, forcing his retreat. Which I suppose could turn into a story about how I killed the guy, cut up his body, and dumped it in a field somewhere.

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