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Old 04-20-2008, 11:27 AM

Re: Useless Thoughts

It really isn't as simple as that, but the idea is still there; there's actually biological psychology that supports such statements. If I wasn't a lazy bastard in class, I would exactly what it was, but yeah. Pat's got a point.


Plus, I've pretty much studied girls. A guy with abs can drive a girl crazy. This is pretty much a conversation I once had while driving home with one such creature:

Cunt: OHMYGAWD! LOOK! TRACK RUNNERS!
Me: What? They're not even attractive.
Cunt: Mhmm. I don't care. Girls love guys with abs, the faces don't even matter!
Me: Wait, what? You whore. Jesus Christ. That's the same thing as paper-bagging a butterface.
Cunt: OMG that is so horrible! You pig!
Me: WHAT? It's the same exact fucking thing you cunt! (this was my nickname for her)
Cunt: Is not!
Me: But it's all about the body then? What the shit, that's EXACTLY like guys. All girls are sluts.
Cunt: But imagine them over you with a six-pack. Mhmmm...
*panties get wet*
Me: *starts working out more*


Science proves it. bitches.
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