are any of you fucks still in high school? well whether you know it or not, i just started that whole charade. I'm only a freshie myself, but at least I got a hot ass date to go with. No I am not talking about a lower-class prom, i'm talking about the real thing, which is going to fork up some casharoons. Better start selling that meth. (hah) Well to the point, any of you going this year? My date just told me that it is on the 19th so I got to try and pull some strings between here and now. Anyone got an advice? My step mom is good friends with the limo driver, so I might get a free limo ride. BTW Bit, when I ask for advice, it does not mean asking you to tell me remember and strap my shit, cause for goodness sake, it should Shirley be someone else. god I am tired.

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9th graders at prom? lame.

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what is that I smell? Jealousy? Or maybe it is the burning smell of ignorance?

don't be too quick to judge me as a typical "ninth grader"

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i got invited when i was in 9th and 10th

didn't even go when i was a senior

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>>don't judge me
>>you're jealous
>>not typical ninth grader

paradox.

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goddamit...


No one believes that you have a hot date, or that anyone invited you for anything besides a good laugh, or that you are less of a douche because you do drugs.


go off yourself.

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yeah a freshmen at prom is kinda lame. I think prom was over hyped, but fun.

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I agree about the overhypness, I was just simply attempting to start casual conversation, but got bullshit in return. Oh, and monkey, it is the internet's fault that you couldn't see my sarcasm in that "paradox" of yours.

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get drunk.

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Never went to a prom, nor did I go to a homecoming or whatever.

Dans are too awesome for that shit.

But yeah I hope you enjoy, I hear the after party stuff is much more fun than the actual thing.

Friend won a free iHome through an after party raffle.

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yea, I am now not wanting to go to it simply cause it's going to cost so much. Yea the after party will probably be at my house, and no I don't drink, sorry. I'll probably be stoned, she'll probably be both, and we'll fall asleep happily.

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Don't call us fucks. Especially when you are the incoherent 14 year old stoner.

And don't be the freshman going to prom. That is so ridiculously bogus it's not even funny. You'd basically be the biggest joke of the night, to those who actually even give two shits to acknowledge your existence.
(The rest will try to pretend you're not really there. Anyone that actually does like you will be because you gave them weed as an offering of friendship.)

And what the fuck does that quote of yours directed at me even MEAN? Strapped shit?

And the after party of the prom will be at your house?

What after party, the after party for you and your teenybopper girlfriend?
I don't think you understand the concept of an after party...


Oh, and I'm A Dan.


and don't capitalize my name.

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yea that shit that I was talking about the "tie-dye" bullshit was shit in itself.
I do not generally "plan" on getting stoned, I was merely telling kno (&pals) that from past situations, I generally either smoke, or not. Either way I never drink, which is why kno's plan to get drunk would not suite me.

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bit, why do you still insist on making these assumptions when the fact still remains that you have never even met me? I mean come on, do you really think that I am making all this shit up, just so I can look cool for a bunch of people online, that I have never even met myself. If you were to really know me (in person) then you would know that I do hang out with a wide variety of people, anyone from the lead football star, to the really cool shy kid that everyone stereotypes on looks, rather than on personality. I generally don't give a flying rat's ass whether you are a little kid, to being a full grown adult. The way I see it, if your cool, your cool. I have an outgoing personality, which tends to help in some aspects of the whole friend making process. By the way, I have not paid for, or bought anyone drugs in quite a while, but still hang out with several people throughout the year, weather they be smoking buddies or not. So since this is true, why the hell would these older kids be wanting to spend their money on drugs/gas/time on a kid that is the laughing stock of the prom night. PS I don't really care what you have to say about my girl, but no, she is not a teenybopper who could easily be caught. You can either believe me when I say this, since I actually know her in reality, or you can continue standing on your pedestal of knowing these (what you believe to be true?) assumptions, and think whatever you want. I really don't care (it's the goddamn internet for christ's sake) PPS From where I am from, the term "after party" would be a bunch of people getting together, and hanging out. There would probably be alcohol, tobacco, drugs, ect. but at the same time, there might not be. As you might learn, many "parties" that high school students have, generally have these things. It is not a party that someone would only be invited to if they were socially "cool", since most of the people I know accept others for just being kids, and do not really care about all that other bull shit that you hear in books, and movies.
PPPS The only reason I thought you would say something on the terms of strapping my shit, is for some reason (in my mind) I felt like you would say something like that, instead of something serious. I was apparently wrong in my assumption, but I do vaguely remember someone on this forum (maybe doctor? Idk) who said those exact words to me before. Or maybe i'm just relating it to another time in my life?

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that was touching.

bit, i think you put the tampon in the wrong end this morning.

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I appreciate the kind words anatomy. Although I do not know you, your generally one of the one's around here that I give a shit about their opinion on several subject matters.

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Paragraphs bitch, do you know them?


As I "might" learn.

I'm so glad a freshman knows more about high school than I do.


...Right.


And fuck assumptions. Why do I have to meet you to insult you?

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Luz, honestly, even if you weren't full of shit, it wouldn't change my assumptions (things I know to be true?) about you. So, no matter how much of a fucking Ferris Bueller you claim to be in real life, it doesn't change the fact that to us, you are still an insecure, unintelligent little kid who literally cannot function more than a couple days without releasing a portion of their pent up stupidity onto the forum; a person who finds the time to unload his garbage despite his apparently chalk full schedule--what with being Hickville, Tennessee's favorite freshman and all...

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Guys.
I'll intervene here because this is stupid.

Shut up!
Stop!
Luz, get drunk! just try it out. Stoned at the prom will probably suck; I'm ok around big groups of people in that state but unless you're really into that stuff then it will suck. Personally, I can't enjoy that unless I'm fucked up.
Everyone else: get over it. He's gonna go to a prom. Good for him. Luz was just letting us know what the fuck was up. Who cares if he's lying or not?

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I never went to prom. The girl I wanted to ask had a boyfriend so I didn't really want to go. Now shes my girlfriend and has been for almost a year. Point is prom is useless, although I do regret not going.

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i like myr's Wristcutters refrence

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thanks kno, whatever I give up, bit and sev, you win. Congradulations on your victory on the internet!

I am not going to say another godamn word on the subject.
(I don't drink, cause my mom is in jail/ruined the family's life/ ruined her own life/ has nothing (when she used to have it all) just over the fact that she is a raging alcoholic. Pot makes me happy, not forever, but while I am high. Until I can find something else to make me happy, I'll continue attempting to get by.)

ps:

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I'm a senior. Prom is down on Lake Union on a boat for four hours. I decided I would rather not go.

Though I did vote for 'Titanic' as the theme.

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I found a bowls worth of weed today when i thought i was completely out, so i'd agree that pot makes people happy.

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