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Best I could find when searching for "disgusting".

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I would suggest better colors.

http://www.deviantart.com/view/22703717/

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disgusting? rofl where is your proof that you can do better. Proove that they suck name the problems with them if you cant that means they dont suck

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There is only one problem with your sig : everything.

And ROFL HERE IS MY PRUFE:

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I liked your earlier ones Tune.

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Those are my earlier ones you dopey twat, I just never showed them (too busy ranting).

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lame(docter sig) bg to plane and boring no boarders
(second sig) lame still plain bg edgy renderto small of text
(third sig) a semi desent bacground amazing...cant reed the text and you cant see his face all the way
(fourth sig) plane bg once more non rendered picture and crapy to small text. you are a shity gfx artist and you dont know how to make bgs there all pictures with a little bit of editing and shitty always the same font text.

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there is no such thing as everyrything espessialy from a second rate newb.

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you probably shoot down everything except your own work trying to make everyone else look like shit and yours look good well it dont work nub

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LEARN TO FUCKING SPELL

Your first one: Annoying colors. Brushing makes me paranoid. OMGZ RENDER DOESN'T BLEND

Second: Same exact thing as the first, except you have a different video game, and some red.

Third: Same exact thing as the first, yet again a different video game, and no blue.

And the text takes up to much room, your renders aren't the focal points.


Way to go

EDIT: Nice triple post by the way, keep insulting him; [sarcasm]he won't have anything to say.[/sarcasm]

FAKE EDIT: Sicloan the sarcasm tags aren't working.

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Ozzy you're work is pathetic. DO NOT FLAME OTHERS WHEN YOUR SHIT IS SO BAD IT ISN'T EVEN WORTH FLAMING.

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the renders add flare who cares if there from a game or what there from. Eaither way render adds flare and has no correlence from which its from. Next each of the renders are blended nothing is un blended so is the text. and yes the multicoloring is the same in a way. Because i was testing multicoloring with gradient.

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If they're supposed add flare, they're not working.

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Ozzy, your new posts are funny as shit.

Thank you for making me laugh.

That's like a prostitute criticizing a nun for impurity.

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SIGNATURES
SUCK.

Ozzy, saying that you have a "New Batch" of anything, is kind of... asking for some flaming, especially when you are referring to these signature things.


By the way, all signatures are, "...pictures with a little bit of editing and shitty always the same font text."

Oh, and, add some fuckin' contrast.



Your sig already looks better (add contrast after black and white).
Put a border.

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Here's the deal: you get too stupid, and you'll go crazy. They'll lock you up. Trust me, I know. Everyone has a puddle of intelligence in their head. Stupidity is like a sponge that soaks up intelligence. You don't want it to soak up all your intelligence because you'll lose your grip.

Soon everyone will start calling you names like beaver brains and chowder head. Your only friends will be office supplies. They never laugh at you, or call you names, or pretend like they're your friends long enough for you to do their homework and stab you in the back while they go out to their fancy parties for fancy people with nice clothes and slick dyed hair, the kind of hair that all the kids try to mimic because they think that the hair will make them cool and saucy and they listen to live and bush, and they go to the canyons and sit around camp fires, holding hands and singing songs like everybody else would do if they had enough time and money or if they had a job that they didn't have to work at night and day so they could have a few minutes to compose their thoughts and register for school in time so they don't get jabbed with another $20 late fee that they can't pay for because they've been working long hours for some uncaring corporate demons in a hot, humid, dirty building with gum meaded into the carpets and feces erupting from the toilets with a smell so pungent as to elicit vomiting if not worse, since they've been 16 years old, day after day without any rest, ever.

No, office supplies just do what they're told. They sit there quietly, holding papers together, faxing documents or counting figures. They almost never scream at you and demand answers you don't have. They always follow orders, and they never talk back. They don't pretend to be nice and full of integrity while whoring themselves out to every jerk that comes along and woos them with their good looks. Office supplies are friends.


Sigs are friends too. They help you with Photoshop, digital art, and bringing out your creativite side. But what they shouldn't be doing is sending images of human excrement into their head. What's in the toilet stays in the toilet, but it's more than obvious that's not a factor for you.

Here's a list of diseases I'd rather have than look at what you call sigs:

- Malaria
- Bubonic Plague
- Rabies
- Cholera
- Scurvy
- Jaundice
- Yellow Fever
- Hanta Virus
- Congenital Central Hypoventilation Syndrome
- Leprosy
- Ovarian Cysts (go figure)
- Scabies
- Dysentery
- Rubella
- Genital Warts
- Chronic Diarrhea
- Hepatitis B
- Gonorrhea
- Mad Cow Disease
- Herpes

I challenge any sig-maker out there to send me the universal definition of a sig. I've been to some of the biggest sig web sites on the internet and none of them have a consistent, universal or even coherent definition of what a "sig" is. As far as I'm concerned, it's just a label. End of story.

But oh wait:

Alas, after all my hardships I've been through to find the answer, it is revealed: Background, pictures, and text. Wow, thank God, my search is over. I think I'll go drink a Jaeger, or 8.

All seriousness aside, your sigs are not bad. They could be good if they:

A)weren't the size of a double-flush corn log
B)didn't have characters piled on top of vomit-brushes
C)didn't have skidmarks on them
D)were interesting
E)had good text
S)I
H)CAN'T
I)GO
T)ON

And since my text and sigs are all the same (BORIGN ADN BLAND), I'll take my time to list your text/backgrounds:

Sig 1)Random brushing, lasso tool, gradient
Sig 2)Read above
Sig 3)Read above

Text:

Sig 1)Bullshit Sans
Sig 2)Shitstain Sans
Sig 3)Horse-shit Sans



But you did take one giant creative step: taking a shit on the screen and translating it into a sig that putters across the finish line. It must've taken you just about as much time as it takes you to finish reading this sentence.


Many idiots seem to adhere to this mentality. That they are some how MORE unique and intelligent than those better than them. Not only is this insulting, but blatantly false; testimony to this fact being all the poorly written post I receive from "Ozzy." Ironically, since you seem to think that you are somehow more intelligent, interesting and/or creative than the rest of us, this alludes to another character trait entirely, or namely, arrogance. Boring, arrogant, uninteresting, un-innovative. I believe this issue has been exhausted.

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*applauds*

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Oh no!

Ozzy, it seems you have just been infected with an infamous disease called Tune's Rant.

It would be in your best interest if you proceeded to the nearest cleaning facility and get scrubbed down before the flesh on your reproductive organs starts to decay and fall off.

Have a nice day!

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My disease is like SARS, AIDS, and World War 2 combined, it will spread like a rash, and in turn, you will die.

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You guys did a good job there; I applaud you all for that.

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you forgot bird flu =X

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Bird flu is for birds, not for bubonic retards.

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bubonic? I could go for a good plague right about now.

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