Today was a school dance. Theres this girl, and she likes me, and I like her, however she doesn't want to go out because shes super fucking shy and makes everything all awkward (shes really hot though, but shes really shy around me because she likes me). So anyways, I spent the first hour just hanging out with some girls im friends with, and then I decided to go look for her. I walk into the main room, and I see her sitting there. Right next to her, is the biggest fucking fag in our school, the kid I hate the most of anyone. He's sitting there. Holding her hand. And hes trying to get some.. if you know what I mean. She sees me and looks really uncomfortable sitting there with him and I'm getting a little pissed off because she doesn't attempt to move his hands, and so I walk out of the main room. My friend comes back in and tells me hes trying to feel her up. I run into the main room, I grab this motherfucker by his ankles, and I throw him off of her and into the middle of the dance. I then sit down next to her, and she starts like crying or something, and I tried to talk to her and explained that " i hate that fucking kid and hes such a dick so im sorry but i had to do that he was touching you " but she wouldnt look at me, so im just like, fuck this, and I walk out. By now I'm really getting pissed, and if a teacher hadn't been in the main room that motherfucker would be missing teeth. So like 15 minutes later after some thinking I came to the conclusion that I can't like this girl because shes wayy too fucking weird, and is too shy to ever go out with me (im pretty outgoing). So I'm cooling off by now and then some of my friends tell me that this motherfucker is talking shit about me. I run back in there and find him and confront him about it, he practically pisses his pants, I told him hes asking for a fucking deathwish, he tried to explain, I told him to shut the fuck up and told him hes fucking lucky, and I walked away and then by now everyone knows whats going on and so many people beg me to kick the shit out of him, and oh my god, I almost did. I would've loved to. But in the end I just said fuck it, hes a fucking cunt, I already embarassed his pathetic shit ass to shit, and ruined my relationship (or lack therof) with this girl, so I cut my losses and went home.

Well thats my story for the day.

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lol...nice....i guess

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well isnt that pleasant

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he is afraid of me now. good. he should be.

i dont lift and train for nothing

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Sucks that you lost the chick.

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she was a whore anyways.

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nice.... your should make this story into an epic short movie and submit it somewhere like newgrounds.com

better sicloan?
sry Im just tired and cant think of stuff.

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you really post way to many 1 word posts ><

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S P A M

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nice guitar, but wtf?

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I was camping and some hick with a confederate hat comes up and says "whats the differentce between a dead baby and a table? you cant fuck a table"


He was a sick fuck.

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Emo.

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