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Old 11-24-2005, 05:43 PM

Finally, a show named after it's target audience
MTV sucks. The other day one of my friends (who is no longer my friend because I upper-cut his head off--Mortal Kombat style) came up to me and said "Hey, have you seen Jackass?" Yeah, I've seen jackass. What the hell is wrong with people?

MTV is making millions of dollars for what? For having some guy marinate himself in pig shit and running around harassing people? Turn it off. Who the hell cares, really? What people don't realize is that they're not watching jackass; they are the jackass.

MTV is not funny. It's not cutting-edge, original or interesting. It's not rebellious or anti-censorship. What it is: shit. Plain and simple. They might as well have some guy taking a dump on TV for 24 hours a day. Hell, I'd watch that. At least then I'm not being fooled into thinking I'm watching anything more.

I have a great idea for a new MTV show. It's called "Dumbass." The premise is simple. I'd go door-to-door where people are watching MTV and I'd just sit there and record the glazed-over expressions on their faces. Then I'd market it to all you dumbass "EXTREME SPORTS" idiots and make millions. Man, I hate people.
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Old 11-24-2005, 06:10 PM

Re: Finally, a show named after it's target audience
MTV bought Gametrailers
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Old 11-24-2005, 06:24 PM

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Old 11-24-2005, 10:11 PM

Re: Finally, a show named after it's target audience
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MTV sucks. The other day one of my friends (who is no longer my friend because I upper-cut his head off--Mortal Kombat style) came up to me and said "Hey, have you seen Jackass?" Yeah, I've seen jackass. What the hell is wrong with people?

MTV is making millions of dollars for what? For having some guy marinate himself in pig shit and running around harassing people? Turn it off. Who the hell cares, really? What people don't realize is that they're not watching jackass; they are the jackass.

MTV is not funny. It's not cutting-edge, original or interesting. It's not rebellious or anti-censorship. What it is: shit. Plain and simple. They might as well have some guy taking a dump on TV for 24 hours a day. Hell, I'd watch that. At least then I'm not being fooled into thinking I'm watching anything more.

I have a great idea for a new MTV show. It's called "Dumbass." The premise is simple. I'd go door-to-door where people are watching MTV and I'd just sit there and record the glazed-over expressions on their faces. Then I'd market it to all you dumbass "EXTREME SPORTS" idiots and make millions. Man, I hate people.

Fuck you, get your own shit.

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse....i?u=mtvjackass
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Old 11-25-2005, 12:59 AM

Re: Finally, a show named after it's target audience
Thats just sad tune, seriously.
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Old 11-25-2005, 07:35 AM

Re: Finally, a show named after it's target audience
Not only sad he also contradicts himself
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What people don't realize is that they're not watching jackass; they are the jackass.
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Old 11-25-2005, 09:14 AM

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writer's block/bored. Kinda walked into that one.

won't happen again.
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Old 11-25-2005, 08:36 PM

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The other day one of my friends (who is no longer my friend because I upper-cut his head off--Mortal Kombat style)
I dont think a puss bag like you could do that.

anyway jackass is stupid but taking someone elses writing just proves how much of a jackass YOU are tune.
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Old 11-26-2005, 01:50 PM

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Pwned.

Douche bag.
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Old 11-26-2005, 01:58 PM

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sorry guys I didn't mean to do that I was just tired sorry omg....



....jeez. See, after writing several thousand words of original material, I like to slip in a few great lines from other great ranters to see how long it takes for you morons to figure it out. Way to go, assholes.
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Old 11-26-2005, 09:17 PM

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MTV bought Gametrailers
Advent, in all my time of knowing you, that is quite possibly the most funniest thing you have ever said.

You have moved on to Second Grade humor! You earned a gold star!


Anyways, glad to see you're still coming up with your own original material tune!


Now get your ass on AIM.
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Old 11-26-2005, 10:04 PM

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Bit likes men.
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Old 11-26-2005, 11:20 PM

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Who the fuck is bit?
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Old 11-27-2005, 08:07 AM

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Advent, in all my time of knowing you, that is quite possibly the most funniest thing you have ever said.

You have moved on to Second Grade humor! You earned a gold star!


Anyways, glad to see you're still coming up with your own original material tune!


Now get your ass on AIM.
Go jack off to Opeth and stay out of my life.
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Old 11-27-2005, 01:58 PM

Re: Finally, a show named after it's target audience
Weren't you the one to ask me to join?

And stay out of your life?

I thought I was your security blanket?



Fine. I guess I'll stick to being your wet blanket, since I am now apparently a fruit. Thanks for that Muzik!
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Old 11-27-2005, 02:53 PM

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Old 01-12-2006, 10:33 PM

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HAHA

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Old 01-13-2006, 05:02 AM

Re: Finally, a show named after it's target audience
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Advent, in all my time of knowing you, that is quite possibly the most funniest thing you have ever said.

You have moved on to Second Grade humor! You earned a gold star!


Anyways, glad to see you're still coming up with your own original material tune!


Now get your ass on AIM.
MTV HAS bought GT.
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Old 01-13-2006, 06:39 AM

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When I posted that, I didn't know that.


I found out like...2-3 weeks ago, while I was talking to Josh.








He was pretty disappointed too. >;]
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Old 01-13-2006, 11:46 AM

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Apologize to advent RIGHT NOW.
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Old 01-13-2006, 12:21 PM

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Advent, I'm sorry I didn't donate all my money to Planned Parenthood. If I had only known....
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Old 01-13-2006, 01:07 PM

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wait wait wait, MTV has seriously bought GT?

gay.
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Old 01-13-2006, 01:11 PM

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Old 01-13-2006, 02:59 PM

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Old 01-13-2006, 04:25 PM

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stop it.
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