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Old 11-30-2005, 09:10 PM

Killswitch Engage are the soundtrack to a coma
As sanctimonious as KE tries to be, the reason their songs are stupid isn't because they're larger-than-life rock stars, but rather, because they're not. When was the last time Killswitch Engage had a hit? Or a flop? Or anything for that matter? Their last major release was in 2004, an album which was so inconsequential that merely labeling it as such bumps it into a lesser category of sucktitude (but just barely, so eat shit). If their faces weren't lit up, nobody would know who they were except for the most diehard KE fans, and nobody cares what they think.

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Originally Posted by The world's worst lyrics
This distance, this dissolution
I cling to memories while falling
Sleep brings release, and the hope of a new day
Waking the misery of being without you


Surrender, I give in
Another moment is another eternity

(Seek me) For comfort, (Call me) For solace
(I'll be waiting) For the end of my broken heart
(Seek me) Completion, (Call me) I'll be waiting
(I'll be waiting) For the end of my broken heart
I mean, what the hell, really? No one is going to "cling" to your memories or sleep to ease their memory. When we want to ease our misery, we don't make it worse by listening to your shitty music.

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Originally Posted by Apparently other sucky lyrics exist, but this rumor is unconfirmed
Let this be
Be the day
Day of my
My declaration
Let this be the day of my declaration

Join me,
Walk with me
zzZZZZZzz.... YAWN. So let me get this straight: KE's "day" includes a teary song about their dads' struggle with cancer? Rock on you frauds.

Cocky, high-handed, imperial assholes. Do not listen to Killswitch Engage.

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Old 11-30-2005, 09:13 PM

Re: Killswitch Engage are the soundtrack to a coma
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Old 11-30-2005, 09:15 PM

Re: Killswitch Engage are the soundtrack to a coma
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Old 11-30-2005, 09:23 PM

Re: Killswitch Engage are the soundtrack to a coma
What the hell?

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Old 11-30-2005, 09:33 PM

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Whats with the oven mit?

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Old 11-30-2005, 09:39 PM

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Old 11-30-2005, 09:49 PM

Re: Killswitch Engage are the soundtrack to a coma
Why is the Arbys mitten so angry?

OMG WHAT HAVE I DONE?

I'M SRY D:

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Old 11-30-2005, 09:51 PM

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Matrix Arby's Mitt?

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Old 11-30-2005, 09:57 PM

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He overthrew Neo.

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Old 11-30-2005, 10:45 PM

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So, uh, how bout them Iron Maiden?

Great band right there.
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Old 12-01-2005, 01:17 PM

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Iron Maiden is boring and overrated. Get a life.

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Old 12-01-2005, 01:27 PM

Re: Killswitch Engage are the soundtrack to a coma
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As sanctimonious as KE tries to be, the reason their songs are stupid isn't because they're larger-than-life rock stars, but rather, because they're not. When was the last time Killswitch Engage had a hit? Or a flop? Or anything for that matter? Their last major release was in 2004, an album which was so inconsequential that merely labeling it as such bumps it into a lesser category of sucktitude (but just barely, so eat shit). If their faces weren't lit up, nobody would know who they were except for the most diehard KE fans, and nobody cares what they think.



I mean, what the hell, really? No one is going to "cling" to your memories or sleep to ease their memory. When we want to ease our misery, we don't make it worse by listening to your shitty music.



zzZZZZZzz.... YAWN. So let me get this straight: KE's "day" includes a teary song about their dads' struggle with cancer? Rock on you frauds.

Cocky, high-handed, imperial assholes. Do not listen to Killswitch Engage.

You gotta stop acting like everyone's lyrics apply to real life.
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Old 12-01-2005, 01:40 PM

Re: Killswitch Engage are the soundtrack to a coma
I wouldn't have much other rant material then. If I just said "KE blows. If you listen to KE, you suck. Go to hell. KE sucks and you suck. Die," even I would gag at it.

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Old 12-01-2005, 01:47 PM

<3 Iron Maiden
Now what the fuck kind of sense does that make? Apply to life? I guess you prefer them to apply to the shit standard you seem to have acquired though years of fine-tuning your hardcoreness.


Those lyrics tune posted are worse than anything even local scene bands could make. You know, the ones with 50 groupies that follow them to every show and yell out random obscure songs that no one outside their pathetic little stratum have ever heard of before, and after that night, will never want to hear again. I'm talking the bands that have the idiots who are only cool to each other. They might have more friends in other towns, but unluckily, because Arse Attack’s rusty van can’t make it that far afield without overheating, they are stuck to their own cess pool of shit personified. Having experienced firsthand the horror of a primordial music scene oozing out of an extremely shallow pool of talent, I can tell you, it’s a horrific, Cronenbergesque sight.





Scratch that. Even MySpace pulls better shit out of it's ass.
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Old 12-01-2005, 02:46 PM

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Now what the fuck kind of sense does that make? Apply to life? I guess you prefer them to apply to the shit standard you seem to have acquired though years of fine-tuning your hardcoreness.


Those lyrics tune posted are worse than anything even local scene bands could make. You know, the ones with 50 groupies that follow them to every show and yell out random obscure songs that no one outside their pathetic little stratum have ever heard of before, and after that night, will never want to hear again. I'm talking the bands that have the idiots who are only cool to each other. They might have more friends in other towns, but unluckily, because Arse Attack’s rusty van can’t make it that far afield without overheating, they are stuck to their own cess pool of shit personified. Having experienced firsthand the horror of a primordial music scene oozing out of an extremely shallow pool of talent, I can tell you, it’s a horrific, Cronenbergesque sight.





Scratch that. Even MySpace pulls better shit out of it's ass.

Way to rant about nothing, I'm not full on sticking up for KE, I don't mind them.

But Tune apparently thinks that every lyric ever written applys to real situations, of course no one can physically grasp their memories, and that just annoys me.

And Bit, don't side with him just because you want to avoid having him bitch you out, especially when you talk like you actually have some shred of knowledge about whats good and whats not in music, you listen to Iron Maiden, welcome to the 21st century listen to some new shit.
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Old 12-01-2005, 02:52 PM

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Way to rant about nothing, I'm not full on sticking up for KE, I don't mind them.

But Tune apparently thinks that every lyric ever written applys to real situations, of course no one can physically grasp their memories, and that just annoys me.

And Bit, don't side with him just because you want to avoid having him bitch you out, especially when you talk like you actually have some shred of knowledge about whats good and whats not in music, you listen to Iron Maiden, welcome to the 21st century listen to some new shit.
I don't think lyrics apply to real life situations. As I said before, if they did, all the emo band members would be dead.

I would bitch out Bit anyways. But his rant was so horrible I wasn't sure if he was serious or not. And by the way, Iron Maiden blows, so does Metallica. The only good rock band from the 80's is Depeche Mode (there's more, but I want to stay within range).

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Old 12-01-2005, 04:35 PM

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Just a rant stolen from SomethingAwful.

Didn't really feel like putting any brain power into it.

Opeth still pwns your soul Erectile. Now that's a band.
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Old 12-01-2005, 06:24 PM

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Just a rant stolen from SomethingAwful.

Didn't really feel like putting any brain power into it.

Opeth still pwns your soul Erectile. Now that's a band.
I wish we could all be wannabe metal heads.

Metal is just being regurgitated over, and over, and over.

Not to mention the vocals make me wanna cut out someone's vocal chords.
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Old 12-01-2005, 06:54 PM

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Have you even heard Opeth? They do much more melodic singing than screaming.

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Old 12-01-2005, 07:33 PM

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Ok, are we allowed to post mp3s on this site?

If so, I'm going to be your new God for showing you the awesomeness that is Opeth.



Seriously, you will change your mind about music. These guys are insane. Not metal, per se. More like prog rock. From Sweden. If it's from Sweden, it must be good.

Fuck this, I'm making a topic about them right now. Get your ass on AIM if you want to be converted though.
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Old 12-01-2005, 07:36 PM

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No Mp3 posted. Unless the artists allows free distribution, sorry i cant allow it. You can however transfer these files privately aka Instant messaging.

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Old 12-01-2005, 07:39 PM

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. Not metal, per se. More like prog rock. From Sweden. If it's from Sweden, it must be good.
Well excuse me Mr. Meshuggah-Blows

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Old 12-01-2005, 07:47 PM

Re: Killswitch Engage are the soundtrack to a coma
I never said Meshuggah blows.

I said the songs I heard blew. The cd you told me to listen to was actually pretty good.


And yeah, the In Flames song you sent me sucked, considering you said it was good. >:C

I found others by them that I like more. :d
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Old 12-01-2005, 08:09 PM

Re: Killswitch Engage are the soundtrack to a coma
You just said an In Flames song sucked, and then hinted at Opeth being god-like?

Shut the fuck up.

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