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Old 12-01-2005, 08:45 PM

Opeth: Your New Favorite Band

A couple of months ago, something changed. I was sitting down listening to some mp3's that my friends recommended. A minute later, I was trying to find my socks. I had them just a few seconds earlier, but I was already starting to miss them. But I didn't want to go find them. I think they were knocked off. Why?

One word: Opeth

One of the best damn bands ever. Out of Sweden, they are cleary insane with their work. Trying to classify their music as any one thing is too hard to do. There should be a new subcategory of music, called "Just Plain Awesome" for this band alone.

I have never heard a band do what this band has done. Imagine some of the best damn death vocals you have ever heard. Now in a split second, have that hardest of the core voice go as soft and low as possible. Now imagine that they did this constantly. And imagine that these death vocals had no computer enhacement. On any of the 8+ cd's they have made.

Think it wouldn't work?

Guess again. Fuck Slayer, and their pansy-ass 'scream as loud as possible so no one can understand you' way. The lead singer of this band, Mikael Akerfeldt, has one of the clearest, intense vocals ever. The lyrics are smart, and layed. It's just plain amazing if you take the time to actually listen. Never play Opeth as background music, unless you are REALLY familiar with them already. You won't fully appreciate it. This band has scared me with it's lyrics. It's not emo. It's about life. This band has put into words what should take countless novels to just scratch the surface of. The lead sing may play down his voice as much as he can, but it's amazing. He'll probably of lost all use of his voice by 35, but damn, will it of been worth it.

You will try to hate this band, if you choose to actually listen to them. I don't care if you hate metal. You won't care if you still hate metal after you listen to them. You'll be dragged in, knocked down, and in fucking euphoria. The God's of Rock command it, and so it shall be. There's no other explanation for their awesometasticness. And don't get me started on the actual music.


Ok, do. Like the vocals, the music is amazing. They have to be one of the most experamentive bands out there, for how fast paced, and varied their songs are. You can be listening to the best, most complex chords that can't even be duplicated (trust me, I've tried. Even with tabs, it's impossible), one minute, and the next, hear the melodic of riffs, ever. EVER.

Having over 8 cd's, (I lost count), you'd think they'd be pretty generic songs, that sound the same. Shut your fucking mouth you English prick, because each song is unique. There are no filler songs. Any song is good. And each cd is different than the last.

Let me break it down for you: This band is not wanting to be known by the world. They don't have any shitty "message to send" to the shitheads of the world [ED.- you]. Their very first cd didn't even have their NAME on it. The only thing on the entire cd case was a plain picture of a flower. Nothing else.

Later cd's were made to be entirely melodic, entirely death, or a mixture of every genre possible (excluding country, rap, pop, indie, and everything else that isn't Opeth). And it all works. This is one of the damn finest underground prog/rock/death/metal/screamo/lullaby bands you will ever hear.

And now for the best past: The average song clocks in at an amazing 7 and a half minutes. Their longest song is a 21 minute balled of death. Listening to Opeth is like fighting a monkey. With a knife. In a ring of fire. You'll die and come back to life again after your first orgasmic reaction to this band.

(I'm beginning to think that this band is so perfect that there is no explantion other than that my future self had traveled back in tim, just to set up the 5 members of this band. Remind me to thank myself when I get older.)

Notable songs include:
Beneath the Mire
The Grand Conjuration
Windowpane
Harvest
Bleak
The Leper Affinity
The Drapery Falls
Closure
and Wreath

Contact me on AIM or through PM for mp3's. Of go on Limewire yourself. Only know that I have a boner, and tune loves this band, to know that it is beyond anything you will ever achieve in life. I could go on talking all day, but it won't matter much unless you hear it firsthand.

For two more info (and coincidentally, two links to songs, I am teh hacksors!), go here.
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Old 12-01-2005, 08:56 PM

Re: Opeth: Your New Favorite Band

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Definitions of Opeth:

* noun: someone who practices homosexuality; having a sexual attraction to persons of the same sex
* adjective: homosexual or arousing homosexual desires
* adjective: given to social pleasures often including dissipation
Example: "An Opeth evening with uninteresting people"
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Old 12-01-2005, 09:06 PM

Re: Opeth: Your New Favorite Band

yea opeth r cool, my friend had a tee of their's.. their logo is nice :>
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Old 12-01-2005, 09:09 PM

Re: Opeth: Your New Favorite Band

Go broaden your horizons bit.

When you go around preaching Opeth like it's some sacred entity you look more faggish then usual.

When I come across a mind blowing album, do you see me making threads about kissing their ass? No. Because I know of more bands than your brain can even contain at this point in time. Perhaps double, or triple. I might as well just drop out of school and give praise to each of these bands, right?









Um.




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Old 12-01-2005, 09:10 PM

Re: Opeth: Your New Favorite Band

You should still drop out.
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Old 12-01-2005, 09:11 PM

Re: Opeth: Your New Favorite Band

And what? Spread my legs for money?
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Old 12-01-2005, 09:13 PM

Re: Opeth: Your New Favorite Band

sorrry iu ca't really typeo mi computer is atf a anglr becauser ofc my boner fro opetrh/


Anyways, Muzik, you got more time to look up music. School right now is insane. I'm taking higher than AP classes, and I haven't had the best time at home, so no computer time. (I should of taken your advice...)



But, I remember just 6 months ago, you were still making fan movies with Godsmack, so kindly, STFU.


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Old 12-01-2005, 09:16 PM

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And what? Spread my legs for money?

Groupie? I hear it's a good line of work these days.
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Old 12-01-2005, 09:23 PM

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Anyways, Muzik, you got more time to look up music. School right now is insane. I'm taking higher than AP classes,
Don't make me giggle like a little school girl.

If I can manage to make all A's in every one of my gifted and advanced placement classes and still have time to do whatever I do, then the above statement is 100% bullshit.

Plus, what the hell is higher than AP, especially since textbooks are taken straight from college boards? You go take Rocket Science and perform stem cell research in the media center?
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Old 12-01-2005, 09:33 PM

Re: Opeth: Your New Favorite Band

IB classes.

Worse than AP classes.

By far. And you don't have to do sports everyday after school (fuck I wish I could quit), and have to go through all the bullshit I have to.
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Old 12-01-2005, 09:43 PM

Re: Opeth: Your New Favorite Band

Explain to me what IB stands for and how they are so hard in comparison to AP.

Technical -> College Prep -> Honors -> Gifted -> Advanced Placement
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Old 12-01-2005, 09:45 PM

Re: Opeth: Your New Favorite Band

Internation baccalaureate = AP on a global scale.

I took IB classes as well. They are probably harder than AP.
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Old 12-02-2005, 11:50 AM

Re: Opeth: Your New Favorite Band

Hence the reason I don't do sports, and take AP and above classes, nor do I do after school activities.

In other words.

Up yours.
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Old 12-02-2005, 01:22 PM

Re: Opeth: Your New Favorite Band

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I took IB classes as well.



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Old 12-02-2005, 01:41 PM

Re: Opeth: Your New Favorite Band

Thats a 10-4 on teh AP and up classes = suckage big time.
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Old 12-02-2005, 01:46 PM

Re: Opeth: Your New Favorite Band

I wasnt to concerned with spelling baccalaureate.
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Old 12-02-2005, 02:15 PM

Re: Opeth: Your New Favorite Band

You can't edit my post, no fair.

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Old 12-02-2005, 02:16 PM

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haha damnit.
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Old 12-02-2005, 02:30 PM

Re: Opeth: Your New Favorite Band

Tune is such humorous little bugger
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Old 12-02-2005, 02:40 PM

Re: Opeth: Your New Favorite Band

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Tune is such humorous little bugger
I know that this doesn't have to be stated explicitly, as everyone already knows that all I am awesome. If you're a woman reading this and you disagree, it's probably because you have your head up your ass. Don't worry, I'll help you realize that arguing about it means that you'd have to write me bullshit, which makes you gabby by definition because nobody gives a shit about my awesomeness or that you were offended by it. So rather than elaborating on this obvious point, I'll move onto explaining what type of person doesn't agree with me:

-Always on the rag, cranky-hag.
This type of person is also known as "super bitch." This is the one that comes in and slams his books on his desk and starts to whine to all his bitch friends about how bad he has it, because nobody else has to work and go to school but him. When you point out the fact that you work over 60 hours per week with a full time school schedule, he'll resort to her last ditch sympathy effort by telling you that she's pregnant, as if you're supposed to believe that's even possible. This type of person is best dealt with like a Zombie: shotgun blast to the chest.
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Old 12-02-2005, 03:11 PM

Re: Opeth: Your New Favorite Band

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Old 12-02-2005, 03:23 PM

Re: Opeth: Your New Favorite Band

that didn't come out to well vicious
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Old 12-02-2005, 08:42 PM

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yea dude, that looks like steamy shit.
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Old 12-03-2005, 09:43 AM

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I know that this doesn't have to be stated explicitly, as everyone already knows that all I am awesome. If you're a woman reading this and you disagree, it's probably because you have your head up your ass. Don't worry, I'll help you realize that arguing about it means that you'd have to write me bullshit, which makes you gabby by definition because nobody gives a shit about my awesomeness or that you were offended by it. So rather than elaborating on this obvious point, I'll move onto explaining what type of person doesn't agree with me:

-Always on the rag, cranky-hag.
This type of person is also known as "super bitch." This is the one that comes in and slams his books on his desk and starts to whine to all his bitch friends about how bad he has it, because nobody else has to work and go to school but him. When you point out the fact that you work over 60 hours per week with a full time school schedule, he'll resort to her last ditch sympathy effort by telling you that she's pregnant, as if you're supposed to believe that's even possible. This type of person is best dealt with like a Zombie: shotgun blast to the chest.

Hey, hey, hey!


Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck yoooooooooooou!
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I know that this doesn't have to be stated explicitly, as everyone already knows that all I am awesome. If you're a woman reading this and you disagree, it's probably because you have your head up your ass. Don't worry, I'll help you realize that arguing about it means that you'd have to write me bullshit, which makes you gabby by definition because nobody gives a shit about my awesomeness or that you were offended by it. So rather than elaborating on this obvious point, I'll move onto explaining what type of person doesn't agree with me:

-Always on the rag, cranky-hag.
This type of person is also known as "super bitch." This is the one that comes in and slams his books on his desk and starts to whine to all his bitch friends about how bad he has it, because nobody else has to work and go to school but him. When you point out the fact that you work over 60 hours per week with a full time school schedule, he'll resort to her last ditch sympathy effort by telling you that she's pregnant, as if you're supposed to believe that's even possible. This type of person is best dealt with like a Zombie: shotgun blast to the chest.

*ahem*
Zombies don't die from a shotgun blast to the chest.

Everyone knows you must shoot them in the head.
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