Internet Speak

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10-04-2006, 07:02 PM

Re: The Bible Said.

STFU is internet-speak for "Start Talking Faster, You!"

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10-04-2006, 07:02 PM

Re: The Bible Said.

ABC (pronounced A-B-C) is short for Always Been Crippled.

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10-04-2006, 07:02 PM

Re: The Bible Said.

AFK is a phrase/acronym made up by the Finnish people of Finlandia, who drink ales made with high vinegar contents, and eat baking soda straight out of the box. The acronym, meaning "Always Foaming Kidneys,"

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10-04-2006, 07:03 PM

Re: The Bible Said.

ASL (or A/S/L) is an internet-speak acronym, which literally translates as "Assholes Selling Licor1c3" or "Asshole Selling Lemonade. It is used instead of just saying "Wanna buy licor1c3 or l3m0nad3? LoL"

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Re: The Bible Said.

BRB is the most used internet acronym. It means "Boring, retarded bitch."

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BTW is internet shorthand for Beating The Wife.

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10-04-2006, 07:04 PM

Re: The Bible Said.

IMHO is short for "I'm a whore." Deal with it.

Or

IMHO International headquarters in Wilmington, Maryland.

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10-04-2006, 07:05 PM

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LOL From the Dutch word Lølen, the term LOL (pronounced as one word, with a long "o", as in "Dude, I was lolling so hard that I fell over.") is commonly used throughout the internet as a means to show empathy, standing for 'Lots of love'.

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10-04-2006, 07:05 PM

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OMGWTF can stand for:

* Omitting Movie Gravity When Tarantula Flying

* Overtly Mixing Gravy Whilst Turkey Fixing

* Obese Midget Grandparents Wank The Flamingo

* Opium Microscopes Granulate Wet Tires, Floyd

* Onionrings Might Get With The Frenchfries

* Old Mother Georgia Whips Theodore Finally

* Obnoxious Masturbating Gophers Without Their Fingers

* Oogle Moogle Google Woogle Toogle Foogle

* Offering Myself Gets Wasted Tryout Flapjack

* Oblong Mustard Grounds Wink Three Fish

* Oscar Might Go Wee Twice, Fool

* Odd Masters Graph; Wing Turtles Fight!

* Overweight Mother Goes With The Flow

* Obvious Machine for Gathering Whole Tankers of Fudge

* Overall, Massive Grues Won't Take Feeling-up

* Open Mom's Gopher While Tempting Fargo

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OMG is an Internet Acronym used to describe intense pain or disconfort in the crotch region. "Oh, My Groin!","Ouch! My Genitals!", or "Ouch! My Testicular Glands!"

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10-04-2006, 07:06 PM

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ROFL Internet speak. Acronym for "Really Off Topic, Filter Lamerz !".

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10-04-2006, 07:06 PM

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ROTFLMAO is Internet-speak for "Roll On The Floor Like Mao"

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10-04-2006, 07:07 PM

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ROFLMLMFAO: Acronym on Internet-Speak Ranting Online To Frappe-Led Mops and Listening Maliciously For Anarchial Orgasms

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10-04-2006, 07:07 PM

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RTFM is Interwebs-speak for "Repeat the first message".

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10-04-2006, 07:07 PM

Re: The Bible Said.

TTYL, or Talk To Your Lady.

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10-04-2006, 07:08 PM

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XD is an abbreviation for Extreme Donkeys.

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10-04-2006, 07:25 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by bit

What is NEDM?

Neds Extremly Deadly Monkey.*

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