Cannot be arsed to type this again, so read the chat log.

Kukri360: Fucking luck dude
Kukri360: Fucking luck
Kukri360: I'm going 120 like always on this road
Kukri360: speed limit is 40-45
Kukri360: Cop pulls upbehind me
Kukri360: I'm like
Kukri360: Shiiiiiiit
Brett: lol
Kukri360: I'm fucking fucked
Kukri360: So I figured I'd save myself the pain and just pull over
Kukri360: No way I could bullshit out of that
Kukri360: I start to pull over
Kukri360: He passes me
Kukri360: O.o
Brett: lol
Kukri360: BUT
Kukri360: To get to me
Kukri360: He had his lights going and was speeding
Kukri360: Pulls up to me and turns them all off
Kukri360: The intersection just after that which isn't very busy
Kukri360: My brakes didn't kick in
Kukri360: So I hand brake slid through a red light
Kukri360: That very same cop
Kukri360: WAS RIGHT THERE
Brett: lol
Kukri360: Now I'm like
Kukri360: SHIT FUCKING SHIT HE LET ME OFF ONCE
Kukri360: I'm REALLY FUCKED
Kukri360: So I pull off because my brakes didn't kick in and I wanted to check them
Kukri360: And I figured I was going to get pulled
Kukri360: he drives on by
Kukri360: And my brake line was pinched a little so that fixed that
Kukri360: But holy shit
Kukri360: That's fucking insane
Kukri360: I'm going to go lay down now
Brett: lol watch your back
Kukri360: Well I was
Kukri360: That's how I saw him come up with his lights on
Kukri360: Pulls into my lane turns them off

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/Shadowness / Vic/

/Oh look, my gaydar keeps pointing south? No, wait, it's just pointing at me.../

/F665AB/
/*If you believed this, are you this guy?/

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Dude, you're going to get shot or something 'cos there goes all your luck.

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I don't think it works like that.

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I do.

Ferment?

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hahaha @ atomic

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/Shadowness / Vic/

/Oh look, my gaydar keeps pointing south? No, wait, it's just pointing at me.../

/F665AB/
/*If you believed this, are you this guy?/

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wut

Vic, gtfo fag.

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Kukri360: I curb stompped some kid into the side of his car
Kukri360: Then I felt better last night
Svetlana: omg
Kukri360: He came out and yelled at us because someone was leaning on his car while we we all sitting around ours
Svetlana: poor kid
Kukri360: Naw
Kukri360: Fucking wigger faggot
Svetlana: ohh
Kukri360: Thought he could be a tuff motherfucker with a gun
Svetlana: he had a gun?
Kukri360: Dunno
Kukri360: Said he was going to shoot me
Svetlana: omg
Kukri360: After that my bi-polaity evened out
Kukri360: lol
Svetlana: lol
Kukri360: I fucked up a really nice car though
Kukri360: It was really funny
Svetlana: tisk tisk shame on u
Kukri360: Like we were all stnading around
Kukri360: He comes out and yells at us
Kukri360: Some other kid was getting into his car
Kukri360: Err
Kukri360: Kid getting into his own car
Kukri360: Sees him yelling at us
Kukri360: So he moves the rear windshield wiper blades
Kukri360: Kid comes out screaming and yelling about that
Kukri360: lol
Svetlana: and it's not his car?
Kukri360: No
Svetlana: so why'd he start yelling? drunk?
Kukri360: Kid A who owns car and Kid B
Kukri360: Kib B getting nito his own car moves the wiper blades
Kukri360: Kid A comes back out again and yells at us
Kukri360: Finds out it's kid B
Kukri360: And stomps the side of his car in
Kukri360: Kid B throws a beer at him and tells him to get laid tthen drives off
Svetlana: lol
Kukri360: Kid A calls us mother fuckers again
Kukri360: I returned the comment with "I think the only thing you ever fucked was YOUR mother"
Kukri360: He comes over like
Kukri360: OHHH YOU WANNA START SHIT NIGGA?
Svetlana: lmao
Kukri360: I BUST A CAP IN YO ASS
Kukri360: I'm like "You sir, qualify to be a Mississipi wind chime"
Kukri360: He is like What the fuck is that?
Kukri360: "A shit load of hung niggers you fucking cracked ass bitch, you aren't even the right colour to pull your shit off"
Kukri360: So he throws a punch at me I catch it
Kukri360: His GF runs up like Ohh my man is going to kick your ass
Kukri360: I stomp him into his chest he flies backwords
Kukri360: Throw him at his car
Kukri360: Curb stomp him
Kukri360: And then put him into his car via the now broken window
Kukri360: That's how I calm down
Kukri360: lol
Kukri360:
Svetlana: omg u need help lol
Kukri360: Naw
Kukri360: beating people to death
Kukri360: Ripping their rib cage open
Kukri360: Pulling out their heart
Svetlana: eww
Kukri360: And eating it
Kukri360: Is perfectly normal

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/Shadowness / Vic/

/Oh look, my gaydar keeps pointing south? No, wait, it's just pointing at me.../

/F665AB/
/*If you believed this, are you this guy?/

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You're fucking good at coming up with these stories man.

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It was funny that you were keeping up that "f_____" thing across multiple threads?

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Bahaha, that's hilarious^^

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I didn't know you lived in Sparta.

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Had to be done

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i really want to e-brake through a red light now

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****ing un**** the ****ing word ****filter you ****ing ****head admin, or I ****ing fuuck this ****ign site over by ****ing spamming the ****ing **** out of this ****ing forum. For ****'s sake.

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**** you, bit.

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Didn't this travesty happen once before? And we managed to convince Pat to stop being a wiener? Let us do it again I say!

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hey bit

¯\(º o)/¯

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But, how!, my dear sir??!

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cursed short term memory

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damn metrosexuals

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how do i ungay vdc?

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THE **** WHAT?

Pat, you are being so homo right now. if you don't change this, i will stick it to you so hard you'll ****ing cough up blood.


YES, THIS IS A THREAT.

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November Juliet.

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At least bring back ubar gay void background.

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