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Old 07-18-2007, 10:41 PM

What a country!
So I hear you Americans have frozen-chocolate-chip-pancakes-wrapped-around-a-sausage-on-a-stick.

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Old 07-18-2007, 11:14 PM

Re: What a country!
I like to wash myself with a rag on a stick.
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Old 07-18-2007, 11:35 PM

Re: What a country!
where else would this come from?

america's greatest failure is not being able to claim itself as the birthplace of alcohol
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Old 07-19-2007, 11:03 PM

Re: What a country!
America's greatest failure is (as I have recently learned) not having fudgee-Os.

Bit's birth is another failure in the history of the United States.
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Old 07-20-2007, 03:23 AM

Re: What a country!
Haha, america's only invention is condensed milk
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Old 07-20-2007, 07:14 AM

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Haha, america's only invention is condensed milk
It's okay, Zezza. I wouldn't expect children to actually learn anything in England.
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Old 07-20-2007, 10:12 PM

Re: What a country!
they clearly don't drink enough milk
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Old 07-21-2007, 10:11 PM

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Bit's birth is another failure in the history of the United States.


Guy's....




I'm allergic to milk.
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Old 07-23-2007, 02:39 PM

Re: What a country!
And you're dyslexic!
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Old 07-23-2007, 03:11 PM

Re: What a country!
And I'm allergic to:
Red Meat (beef, pork, steak, hotdogs, etc.)
Lactose (milk, chocolate, etc.)
Grass (trees...)
Plastic (um... yeah....)
and pretty much life itself.

Oh, and crazyness runs in my family, and I have OCD which I had to work EXTREMELY hard to keep under control until I could convince that I didn't care, not limited to looking at clocks for hours at a time to make sure the alarm was off to not wake me up too early in the morning (which in of itself is highly ironic), making sure doors were locked and twisting the handle a special number of times, and various daily rituals performed by the number 4 for good luck.

Oh, and I bite my nails till they bleed.



Shit sucked.
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Old 07-23-2007, 03:14 PM

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Oh, and I blame the fact that I was born a month premature and was never breast-fed.


(thank God)
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Old 07-23-2007, 04:07 PM

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Red Meat (beef, pork, steak, hotdogs, etc.)
Don't forget dog penis.
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Old 07-24-2007, 10:44 AM

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anyone heard of le leche? it's these crazy psycho bitches who breast feed up to age 10.
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Old 07-24-2007, 11:02 AM

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At that age, do they then turn to their peers for breast feedings?
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Old 07-24-2007, 11:24 AM

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i've never meant a 10 year old with boobs...


...worth using as a source of sustenance....
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Old 07-24-2007, 12:31 PM

Re: What a country!
They can still have fun times trying at it.
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