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Old 07-30-2007, 11:51 PM

Status of Bed: Collapsed
What course of action should I take?
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Old 07-31-2007, 10:00 AM

Re: Status of Bed: Collapsed
sleep on it. you can't afford anything else.




jk mayne. sleep on the couch and watch porn in the bathroom.

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Old 07-31-2007, 11:44 AM

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So, I slept on the couch. Uncomfortable initially but next thing I know it's morning and it feels fantastic.

I tried to move my mattress off the bed and sleep on that on the floor, but when I started to move it I saw a decently-sized light brown spider with a large, round torso.
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Old 07-31-2007, 05:07 PM

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What a pussy, just fucking sleep on the thing, or on the cold hard floor.*
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Old 07-31-2007, 05:25 PM

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Fuck yeah couches.
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Old 07-31-2007, 05:33 PM

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What a pussy, just fucking sleep on the thing, or on the cold hard floor.*
I should have mentioned that one half is still standing and that the bed is currently on a large slope.
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Old 07-31-2007, 06:37 PM

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pfft, looks like fun to me. Just get some uber-huge belts and strap yourself up, Frankenstein--style, 'yo!
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Old 07-31-2007, 07:24 PM

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But I mean, after that spider, I might have to burn this room down.
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Old 08-01-2007, 12:02 AM

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i swatted a tick off of my stomach today. then lit it on fire.

i probably wont have pets when i finally grow up.
dump the bed. make it skateable.

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Old 08-01-2007, 07:53 AM

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On the subject of insects, one time I woke up laying on my side only to discover a cockroach on my pillow next to me.

And that's why I don't drink.
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Old 08-01-2007, 08:05 PM

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I should have mentioned that one half is still standing and that the bed is currently on a large slope.
A wimp and a moron?

Like remove the frame, that should have been a given? Are you that fucking thick?!*
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Old 08-01-2007, 09:14 PM

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God you're a douche.
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Old 08-01-2007, 09:21 PM

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I'd answer his second question-marked statement but I already did.
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Old 08-02-2007, 01:24 PM

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Sleep in the park, retard.
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Old 08-02-2007, 06:06 PM

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Sleep in the park, retard.
Genius!

I could sure go for some molestation.
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Old 08-02-2007, 06:37 PM

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I've slept on a park bench before. Just so long as its not in front of a project or something.

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Old 08-03-2007, 07:28 AM

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Actually, I think you would be more likely to be robbed than molested, unless you are a women.

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Old 08-03-2007, 12:42 PM

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I feel insulted. I consider myself very molestable.
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Old 08-03-2007, 01:15 PM

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Yeah, if I ever became an evil scientist, and made a clone of myself, I would totally enjoy wonderfully passionate lesbian sex with me.
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